things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
My sister is currently in the delivery room, and my father texted me telling me he hears them telling her to push. I’m about to be an aunt and I don’t know how I feel about this. My mother, she’s in the delivery room helping because that’s what mothers do. I have so much respect for her. My father is just bitter about not being able to be in the delivery room. What a creep.
Jeremiah 29:11 is my verse.
Not my absolute favorite, but definitely close to the top.
If you hear a voice within you say „you cannot paint“, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
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