I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain and be ashamed of things you think are wrong with me.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
I am crying I love this too much
A lot of people ask me, ‘How did you have the courage to walk up to record labels when you were 12 or 13 and jump right into the music industry?' It's because I knew I could never feel the kind of rejection that I felt in middle school. Because in the music industry, if they're gonna say no to you, at least they're gonna be polite about it.
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
This is so perfect
American Sex Education
"I think It’s kind of funny to mess with people and rile them up, because I’m actually the most chill person and it’s just funny to watch the world get out of their minds over things that are so irrelevant and don’t matter."
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