Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
King of the Hill - Bjarnarey | Zanthia
I almost bought “Yoga for Women” today at a used bookstore, but turns out flipping through the pages was enough. (Also turns out I’ve been dealing with my period the wrong way for seven years.)
I made a walk cycle shirt.
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday , get it girl
Every damn Wednesday! Get it girl, don’t stop.
It’s only been eleven fucking days! This whole long distance thing is going to kill me. Skype sucks. FaceTime sucks. Calls suck. Texts aren’t enough. All this technology and there are only four options of communication?!? We are able to speak to human beings living outside our atmosphere. Yet I can’t have a comfortable conversation without a dropped signal with someone in Texas.
I just sit here sometimes like
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
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